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Bookshops are my kingdom

Bookshops are my kingdom

Me is a nerd. That's as much as you need to know about this creature ;)
I love so many things and reblog so much shit that I sometimes just get overwhelmed, sorry. If I should have any of my 'ERMERGERD SO PRETTEH' moments, where I reblog several pictures of awesome-looking cheese, please do tell me. I'd be forever grateful. Any questions/ enquiries as to my mental health are always appreciated. Thanks. *bows down like an elven king*

suddenlyfalling:

trustyourdoctah:

Benedict Cumberbatch and his profound knowledge of the Ikea catalogue

I love that he’s getting this right not because he’s a Star Trek geek but because he loves Ikea.

(Source: deductives, via sunshine4537)

coffeedoesntjudgeme:

Has anyone else noticed that this joke…

is a play on this joke…

LORD POLONIUS: What is the matter, my lord?

HAMLET: Between who?

LORD POLONIUS: I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.

emmatavasci:

For my seventeenth birthday, my aunt brought me a huge basket of various bread products and then this happened. 

You can say our humor went…a-rye.

fucktheflagandfuckyou

daretodream-love:

I just laughed way harder than I should have at this .

daretodream-love:

I just laughed way harder than I should have at this .

“Mom, this might be my last chance to tell you I love you.”

—   A text from a high school student who was aboard the ferry that capsized today off South Korea’s southern coast. Four passengers were killed, 55 were injured and more than 280 are missing. (via latimes)

(via latimes)

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

(Source: , via neverskipnine)

valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

(via fumareta-hana)

Blogrates because I'm close to 0.5K and Star Trek is on TV!

hesdeadjohn:

Rules:

Rates will look like this:

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datjukebird:

condensation

(Source: makemelaughblog, via heavencantfuckingwait)